August 2007

I don’t really know much about this guy but he sure drew one heck of a crowd during his funeral. People from everywhere gathered regardless of the club(s) they support.

“Today, there are no flags or banners of any football club.¬† Everyone has come for one specific reason, and that is for Antonio Puerto.” – said one interviewee.

AC Milan, Sevilla’s opponents in Friday’s European Super Cup final, have offered to postpone the game if the club wishes. Real Madrid cancelled Wednesday’s pre-season friendly against Sporting Lisbon, while Barcelona have said they will give 10 percent of the gate money from their game against Inter Milan to research into cardiovascular illness. This is the bloody spirit everyone should bloody hell live up to …

“They came first for the Communists,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn’t speak up because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me,
and by that time no one was left to speak up.
” – Pastor Martin Niem√∂ller


So why the big fuss over Heinze? Why is Benetiz so desperate to attaining his services? Thats a simple one. He has spent his summer making sure every position in his 11 has at least a cover. And yes, there is cover in every area except for that missing jigsaw puzzle, the leftback. Heinze is well known to be a tough, rugged, insane fullback who has become an integral part of the Argentinian squad. Benetiz first noticed his power when he did the sandwich tackle on Fernando Morientes.

This involves a ‘clamp-like’ move that renders the striker no hope of mobility which in turn creates a sense of confusion and making the player so demoralized, he chooses to feint injury with a “Benetiz! I give up la! I don’t want play oredi la! I wan go back Premeria Pussy Liga la!” attitude.

So Liverpool has eventually lost the race for Heinze’s signature and what a loss it was…. right? Well .. not exactly. Step up Alvaro Arbeloa, one of the many latinos in the squad. He is a right footed player and an unknown in this soccer world. Who the hell is he? fuck this blog post la I am not oging to explain but all I can say is.. he contained Ronaldhino during our CL match …. and most importantly he looks like Enrique Uglysias.

On answering his 1st question in his 1st press conference on his thoughts about his future in Liverpool. “I can really be your hero you know?” – No.17 Alvaro Arbeloa

To celebrate Jj and my birthday, we have 2 ladies who want to say “hi” and “happy birthday”

1) Anelka the late 90s superstar of Arsenal

2) El Hadji Diouf once touted by Gerard Houllier as the ‘new Ronaldo’

3) Sammy Lee was a diminutive but skilful midfield player in the great Liverpool team of the early 1980s , who played for England 14 times.

So why? ……. Because all 3 of them are related to Liverpool in one way or another.



1. The season ended before it even started.

2. The treble year, man utd drew the first 2 games.

You decide.

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