JERUSALEM, Nov 18 (Reuters) – Substitute Omer Golan was hailed ‘King of England’ by an Israeli newspaper after his goal gave the side a 2-1 win over Russia in a Euro 2008 qualifier that boosted England’s chances of reaching the finals.

Said Omer after the incredible victory, ” This one is dedicated to the Brits, thanks for giving us Jerusalem! We really had no where to go after the Nazi Genocides scared the shit out of us. Yeah, so thanks a lot for allocating this space set around friendly Muslim neighbours. Its such a bonus to have in this space Jerusalem itself! The Kingdom of Heaven eh! Why do I have an Aussie accent ar? Eh how come now Singlish sia. Anyway, we’ll try our best to settle in this Kingdom of Heaven, the place which has never known peace …”